Friday, October 26, 2007

Wal-Mart $9.99 Value Pack: Two Packs of 2006 Topps series two Retail

Pack #1
Toby Hall
Jake Peavy
Aaron Cook
Craig Monroe
Jason Schmidt
Tim Stauffer

Pack #2
Lew Ford
Sidney Ponson
A.J. Burnett
Magglio Ordonez
Ervin Santana
Cardinals Team Picture

Gene Rayburn: "Dumb Dora was so dumb..."

Audience (in unison): "HOW DUMB WAS SHE?"

Gene: "She was so dumb, she opened up two retail packs of 2006 Topps series two and didn't say [BLANK]."

(Celebrity panel writes their answers down while the porno-groove Match Game theme song plays in the background.)

Gene (sticking his long, skinny microphone into the face of the pinhead contestant): "OK, Dumb Dora was so dumb, she opened up two retail packs of 2006 Topps series two and didn't' say....."

Pinhead Contestant: "MEH!"

Gene: "Charles Nelson Reilly, what did you write down?"



Gene: "That's a Match!"

1 comment:

  1. They had to bleep out Fannie Flagg's answer...

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