So I was surprised to see this pack in my junk pile. Let's dig in!
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Gabe Kapler
Alright, Gabe Kapler! From Single-A manager, to 44th best fantasy player (as ranked by Yahoo!) in less than one year.
Ken Griffey, Jr.
Did you know Ken Griffey, Jr. is about to hit his 600th home run? I completely forgot he hit his 500th! I guess that's what happens when you play in a backwater like Cincinnati.
Mike Hampton
Over the last two years, Mike Hampton was paid over $29 million... FOR DOING NOTHING!!! Who says America is in a recession?
Bobby Abreu
C.J. Henry, Matt Smith, Jesus Sanchez, and Carlos Monasterios. These are the four "prospects" the Yankees gave up to get Abreu.
Did you just fling a Griffey card across the room?? That's worse than pack searching in my opinion.
ReplyDeleteYou... you ... GRIFFEY CHUCKER!
Not just a Griffey chucker, but a Abreu chucker, a Kapler chucker, AND a Hampton chucker!
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