Saturday, January 16, 2010

2009 Donruss Americana: The Worst Pack of All-Time

The pack that finally made me swear off this stuff once and for all. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT buy Donruss Americana unless it is a first series hobby box.

Let's tear in.

Top to Bottom:
49 Denzel Whitaker (I have no idea who you are. Thus, you are the result of Denzel Washington and Forest Whitaker having a baby.)

7 Sofia Milos (I have no idea who you are. Thus, you are a cross between a TV chef on a show nobody watches and Carnie Wilson. Or you are the third sister of non-sisters Dana Delany and Kim Delaney, Sofia Delaeney.)

15 Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs (I have no idea who you are. Thus, I apologize for not watching Welcome Back, Kotter. A little before my time.)

72 Anson Williams (I know who you are, you're Potsie! Yay!)

29 Ty Hardin (I have no idea who you are. Thus, you are a cigarette spokesman from the 1950s. Knowing what you know now, how can you live with yourself?)

Even the wrapper sucks for this product.

What is this, a record crate? If so, what is it doing in the middle of the desert?

I apologize.
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7 comments:

  1. shelliebee3:13 PM

    That's hilarious! Thanks for the warning!

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  2. Mad Guru7:31 PM

    Wow, that's brutal.

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  3. madding7:46 AM

    yeah, that was awful. not even worth tagging. which you didn't do. so there we are.

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  4. deal10:09 AM

    Isn't Ty Hardin the spokesman on the Simpsons? You may know him from an instructional fillm called blahblahblah

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  5. SpastikMooss1:42 PM

    I got an Americana with Hilton-Jacobs, Anson, and Hardin as well. Bad collation I guess.

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  6. TheRealDFG9:40 AM

    It's sad that that one guy really does look like a hybrid model of Denzel washington and Forrest Whitaker.

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  7. Al Dog7:09 PM

    Does anyone know who (licensor) Donruss did the deal with on the Americana line?

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