My Christmas present to myself arrived today, and it couldn't have come at a better time. Today was the first day back after Christmas vacation, and I''l be damned if kids weren't falling asleep left and right. I, however, was in top form. Not only did I make someone cry before lunch, but I beat my 9:30 a.m. record. Still got it.
Anyways, I splurged a little (for your benefit and mine) by buying one of those guaranteed hits packs that people like to advertise. How do they do it? They won't say, but I'll bet it involves shoving little old ladies out of the way to get first crack at the best packs. Below is the pack I plan on busting tonight.
This happens only if I get all of my laundry done today.
My dirty undies. Laundry, Dude.
Mini-contest. Identify the movie from which the above quote is taken.
What does the winner get?
See you all later tonight.
Thorzul Will Rule.