Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Looks like Kevin and Chris and I all found our blasters at the same time... Here's the Target counterpoint to his Wal-Mart box. Quick, someone go out and get a K-Mart blaster tonight so by the end of the week everyone will be completely sick and tired of Heritage forever!
HTCP5 Alex Rodriguez
HTCP2 Clay Buchholz
HTCP9 Joba Chamberlain
HTCP3 Matt Holliday
Joba: Aw geez. Not Clay again.
Clay: HAY GUISE WHATS GOIN ON IN THIS BOX
Matt: (to Joba) Let's ditch this guy and go check out Thorzul's Juicy Honey collection.
Joba: Right. Hey Clay, look! Over there! It's a 2006 Allen & Ginter Jennie Finch card!
Clay: WOOHOO HAY JENY
(Joba and Matt ditch Clay)
Clay: LOL WHUT
SCENE 2: At Thorzul's house
Matt: Hey ladies... The shoulda been NL MVP is here, let's get this party starte- A-Rod???
Alex: Too late fellas, The actual MVP is here and the honeys are already taken.
Joba: Awww, man!
Alex: Heh heh... Too bad, suckers!
Heavily censored Juicy Honey: Actually, I'm only modeling so I can pay my tuition at University. I'm working on my PHD in Biogenetics.
Alex: Yeah baby, you know lots of big words.
Heavily censored Juicy Honey: You're an ass.
151 Sammy Sosa
199 Russell Martin
410 Mark Buehrle
258 BJ Upton
68 Derek Jeter
358 Hideki Okajima
394 Ryan Spilborghs
481 Derrek Lee All-Star SP
EDITOR'S NOTE: Due to complaints, the part of "Juicy Honey" will now be played by a pack of Hamtaro cards.
Really Heavily censored Juicy Honey: Forget you, Alex. I'm going dancing with Derek.
Derek: (holds up four fingers and smiles at Alex)
Alex: Awww maaaaan.
Derek: So tell me more about recombinant DNA, baby.
Really Heavily censored Juicy Honey: Oh Derek, you're so dreamy...
(Derek and Juicy Honey exit)
Joba: Nice work, you tool.
(Alex blames Scott Boras)
Clay: HAY GUISE I GOT A BJ
(with apologies to The Dugout)