63 Todd Helton - With his bushy goatee, shapeless, baggy jersey, and handsful of lumber, Todd looks sort of like Larry, the technical director from my college's theatre.
11 Chipper Jones - I'm hearing Skip Caray say his name, in that way that no one else could.
193 Troy Glaus - Ah, Tony LaRussa and his steroid amnesty.
89 Alex Gordon - Another unflattering portrait of a Royal.
46 Sparky Anderson - Nice! From the days when he was known as "Captain Hook" for his quick decisions to remove starting pitchers.
124 Hideki Matsui - If he's known as "Godzilla", does that mean that the Japanese were relieved to see him leave for America?
272 Albert Pujols Sport Royalty - At least I didn't get Elway. I hate Elway.
303 Wade Boggs Sport Royalty - Wade Boggs...goes down smooth.